Three word story

[johnnyg]

into the shrubbery

[Czechbiker]

And shouted loudly

[BIG MAC]

For a machete

[ChristoT]

Which was handed

[flesh]

carefully to the

[papercutout]

Hedgehog. Forcefully he

[ChristoT]

Fell over backwards

[BBROWN1664]

castrating himself slowly

[ChristoT]

And more besides

[Oldgit]

it cut through

[Czechbiker]

his Jägermeister drip

[ChristoT]

which then spurted

[BBROWN1664]

pure spirits everywhere

[ChristoT]

Meanwhile, at the

[richfzs]

Walton farmhouse, grandpa

[ChristoT]

Was having a

[Czechbiker]

triple heart attack

[BBROWN1664]

caused by horse

[Czechbiker]

with eleven legs

[Andy FZS]

And no shoes