A word of warning for those of you who may be regular B & Q customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get a few bits and pieces has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It is virtually impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another B&Q or Wickes.
You agree, and they get in the back seat.
On the way there, they start having sex with each other, then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one secretly steals your wallet!!
I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, and 24th.
Also, June 1st, 3rd, twice on the 5th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So, please, be careful out there.

More people are born because of alcohol than will ever die from it.