Da Best Fazer In Da World, innit bruv

[nick crisp]

It's mine, so corse its betterer than anyone elses innit.
Yellow, so its faster than a turbo'd Busa, only 2 million careful miles on da clock, only crashed 5 times, loadsa bling, cant be arsed to take it all off, so yous the one payin for it all so I can get a sportsbike cos fazers are slow and don't handle which is why i keep crashing it.
Only 10 grand, cash only, no time wasters, I ain't got time. And don't ask any stupid questions cos it is wot it is, told you everyfink here, you don't need to know any more. First to see WILL buy or I'll throw all me toys out me pram. And I know more about bikes than all yous put together

[DekF]

can't argue with that nick........for once  :b

[noggythenog]

Quit yua jibba jabba nick

You know nowt mate

When will you wake up smell da 600 flavoured coffee & get a fast paint job

Bout time you did less talkin & more riding

Where's the admins to block your nonsense

I'd ban you if I was feeling more political

[redrat]

Wow a sense of humour thought i was having a flash back for a minute ...pmsl quality !

[Exupnut]

I'll give u a tenner, half a bag of pork scratchin and a kick in the gonads... I'll wear me blue welly's... So it'll be a fast kick...can't say fairer than that mate....an I'll chuck in a free lesson on your new blue cbr 125..OMG!!! That's a SERIOUS!!! Offer....if u dont accept it your SERIOUSLY!!!! FLAWED!!!! Lol

[mickvp]

I'll take it.

Can I pay in embassy coupons? :lol

[nick crisp]

Bump due to time wasters. Exupnut turned out to have PINK!!!!!! WELLIES!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!

And Mick didn't have enough coupons.

If you can't make a serious offer, don't bother posting, hijack someone elses thread, gtfo. go way, buy a Su**rdream. Anyone would think this is an open forum for focs sake  :rolleyes

[noggythenog]

Oi you foccin bandwidth thieves


Im seriously gonna have that bike.


Nick you ever watched big brother?

[red98]

Do you take green shield stamps.....how about px, I have a metal frame with a ball at one end.....

[nick crisp]

how about px, I have a metal frame with a ball at one end.....

Not.....the famous Christo towbar?!!!!

Good god man, no way my bike is worth that much! We are not worthy! Christo would never forgive you! The Holy Towbar deserves better!

Oh Christo, please forgive me, I....I.... :'(          :lol

[slimwilly]

You gotta be jokin!!!


i seen your bike . it leans to one side when u ride it,,and its custard colour,,ffs man!!!!!


and its old,,,,like you

[nick crisp]

You gotta be jokin!!!


i seen your bike . it leans to one side when u ride it,,and its custard colour,,ffs man!!!!!


and its old,,,,like you

But I like custard.... :\

And it leans to one side cos I lean to one side.....I can only go round left handers.... :\  :\

I'm only as old as I feel (I must be feeling the wrong part  :lol  ).

[noggythenog]

You gotta be jokin!!!


i seen your bike . it leans to one side when u ride it,,and its custard colour,,ffs man!!!!!


and its old,,,,like you

Better colour than yours though....foccin purple eh......just like a giant bellend


& you're the jockey!!!!




Off my bits ya swine! :evil

[nick crisp]

Off my bits ya swine! :evil

That's less money for the next bike then, Noggy  :rolleyes

Been there, done that - sold my H2 for £1200 (think what that'd be worth today!  :eek  ) and drank the proceeds. Oh the regrets!!  :'(

[locksmith]

Have I missed something??

[Exupnut]

Look Nogster ..... He's even bought a yellow roll mat to match his bike.... Guy's foccin obsessed with slowness.....

[DekF]

Have I missed something??

Not really
The teacher has left the class & the unruly juveniles are playing up. Standard fayre nowadays

[nick crisp]

[quote author=locksmith link=topic=12718.msg143382#msg143382 date=1398107186]
Have I missed something??

Not really
The teacher has left the class & the unruly juveniles are playing up. Standard fayre nowadays
[/quote]

Oi!!! Who threw that?! Bastards  :lol

[mickvp]

now moved into general as this is not really a sales thread - best keep that section for things people are actually selling

[nick crisp]

now moved into general as this is not really a sales thread - best keep that section for things people are actually selling

Yes it is - I'm selling a concept      :lol