Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?

[Fizzy Pies]

Thinking along the lines of what I've been asked:

"Do bikes have special tyres or are they just car tyres?"

and

"I bet you get wet on that thing when it rains"

or

"Is it cold on a bike during winter?"


whats had you  :rollin then?

[noggythenog]

Why you got your name on your bike fraser?

[codgie]

is it fast ????

[ChristoT]

Are the blue ones faster? :lol

[Exupnut]

I havn't got a bike licence but can I have a go....

[goldfazer]

'Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?'

Probably quite smart compared to the dumbest thing a biker has asked :lol

[Gav]

"Can you still ride along if you have a puncture ? "  FFS!

[mr self destruct]

"Are you mental?"

[ChristoT]

"Are you mental?"

Answer: of course! :lol

[mr self destruct]

[quote author=mr self destruct link=topic=12695.msg143053#msg143053 date=1398022905]
"Are you mental?"

Answer: of course! :lol
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A guy at work asked me and my reply was more like: "You have a 3/4 mile walk to the car park, a 20 minute queue to get out onto the road, straight into queueing traffic and you ask me if I'm mental?" 

[adeejaysdelight]

It always seems to be "how fast can it go?".

[dazza]

Do you need a bike to do the Brands Hatch road skills day?!....Now,  who was it that said that?  :lol

[devilsyam]

'Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?'

christo - wot can i do to my fazer 600 my reply paint it pink, wadda he do fitted a trailer then crashed it - moral pink was the way to go :rollin

[ChristoT]

Do I hear the pained yelpings of the guy who's had his ass whipped on his own thread?

Say, Luke, when was the last time your speedy Thou (fastest thing on 2 wheels) overtook Deefer's STANDARD 600? Oh yeah, I thought not...

[bigralphie]

Where do sit when you go on the Chunnel ?

[JoeRock]

Do I hear the pained yelpings of the guy who's had his ass whipped on his own thread?

Say, Luke, when was the last time your speedy Thou (fastest thing on 2 wheels) overtook Deefer's STANDARD 600? Oh yeah, I thought not...

Well it does have swingarm extensions on it, I'm surprised it even goes around corners to be honest

[Frosties]

Thinking along the lines of what I've been asked:

"I bet you get wet on that thing when it rains"

or

"Is it cold on a bike during winter?"

Both the above plus how "how fast is it" and "seriously, you don't pay Congestion Charge or Parking" - nope just a quid a day in Westminster "a feckin quid"........


Aaaaaand the classic "how many times you come off it" - feck off!! :lol

[Punkstig]

'must take you ages to deliver anything outside of London cause you're not allowed on the motorways are you?'

I kid you not!

[ChristoT]

'must take you ages to deliver anything outside of London cause you're not allowed on the motorways are you?'

I kid you not!

Wow...

They exist!  :eek

[fazersharp]

Summer time if its hot
" I bet your hot in that lot arnt you"
My stock reply
"Not at 150 mate"

then I tootle off at 30---------- feckin sweating