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I am drunk
#1
I am pissed off my tits.

Spent a nice evening with Andy, the landlord, went down the pub. Met several interesting people. I am now drunk (as I said), and in that happy sort of fuzzy state. What better time to embarrass myself by posting up here, eh?

I love you all!! Fuck that, not that drunk enough yet!  :b :lol

Been a good day in general though. Nice long sleep in, followed by seeing a friend I've not seen in 3yrs, then a lamb roast followed by the piss up. I am about to pass out happy, and wake up with a splitting headache!!  :rollin :rollin I don't give a shit (now), today was bloody worth it.

Ride safe, and watch out for mercs!!

Merv the Swerve, who was swerving a lot on his way home!  :b
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#2
And this morning you wake up to find a shitload of ebay purchases on their way if you're anything like me.  Big Grin
Broken, bruised, forgotten, sore,
too fucked up to care any more.
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#3
Nah, went straight to bed.

Feel a bit rough today though! :lol
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#4
(13-04-14, 06:45 AM)mr self destruct link Wrote: And this morning you wake up to find a shitload of ebay purchases on their way if you're anything like me.  Big Grin

Speedboat? I don't remember buying a speedboat :lol
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#5
Last time me and the wife did drunk ebay we ended up buying a dining room table and chairs from Blackpool......we live in Kent!!  :lol


9 1/2 hour journey up there to collect them!!!  5 1/4 coming back, was a long day.
Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys beer, and that helps!
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#6
My last drunk ebay purchase was a 1" drive torque multiplier for changing wheels on HGVs and Belinda Carlisle's greatest hits CD.


I like Motorcycles and Nine Inch Nails. Go figure.  :\
Broken, bruised, forgotten, sore,
too fucked up to care any more.
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#7





Glad i dont drink




Or i woulda been rat arsed last night
Easiest way to go fast........don't buy a blue bike
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#8
Why bugger a rat when u got a perfectly good mrs ? Is that normal for a ferengi ?
Just flapping about on this stagnant little pond on the outer rim of the internet.....yup....  :-))
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#9
This thread is useless without pics...  :b

I'm T total so never had a drunk ebay experience... hasn't stopped me buying lots of crap off there though...

Chris
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It wouldn't be fun if it was easy, I just wish it wasn't this much fun.
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#10
My last pissed up ebay purchase was. My Fazer...  :eek 8) 
It will be OK in the end. If it's not OK, it's not the end.
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I could be pished..........again! :b


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#12
Drinking and sheep shagging. Well, if there's nowt else to do in Wales... Tongue :lol
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#13
(13-04-14, 07:17 AM)ChristoT link Wrote: Nah, went straight to bed.

Feel a bit rough today though! :lol
not surprising since you were with the landlord
Women have chocolate men have bikes.....
including ones who like chocolate....Wink
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#14
I take it he was chasing you round the room shouting ooohhhhh Miss Jones :lol
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#15
OR, was it more like this.... :lol

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q...2518,d.Yms
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#16
Not at all!

We spent most of the evening eyeing up the local talent (or lack thereof, sadly  :'( ) before retuning to our respective rooms and passing out.


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#17
Local talent  :biker
:moon 


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(14-04-14, 06:26 PM)dazza link Wrote: Local talent  :biker
:moon

BARF!!
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