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Baby on its way
#1
Misses is getting induced at 8am tommorrow shitting myself !! Not sure I'm ready to be a dad yet!
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(07-11-13, 05:59 PM)brooker81 link Wrote: Misses is getting induced at 8am tommorrow shitting myself !! Not sure I'm ready to be a dad yet!


Congratulations.


You'll never be ready until you get thrown in at the deep end if you know what i mean.
Red Heads - Slowly taking over the world!!!
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#3
Congratulations Wink

Exiting times, your never ready though!
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(07-11-13, 05:59 PM)brooker81 link Wrote: Misses is getting induced at 8am tommorrow shitting myself !! Not sure I'm ready to be a dad yet!
.... :lol ...i said same thing 5 times matey?....soon has you get used to ....the nappies, the projectile vomit, the sleepless nights, the smell of sh.t and p.ss .just before you sit down to a meal? the screaming during teething!!....your" screaming when you realize him or her has just cut there first tooth!!....on your ..fingers :rolleyes ...oh and not to mention??????????????.....sorry darling too tired for anything like that tonight!!...mabe next week :b ....anyway glad to be of assistance mate!!..and good luck Big Grin .....
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#5
Haha cheers !! Lol pmsl I think it's gonna be a long weekend
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#6
Haha cheers !! Lol pmsl I think it's gonna be a long weekend
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#7
Congratulations and good luck , i'd like to say it gets easier as they get older , it doesn't , just different problems.
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#8
ups and downs being a dad........one minute they will piss you right off...BIG TIME....next they make you cry tears of joy  Wink .......its not easy being a good parent,but nobody said it ever was......enjoy the day tomorrow something you will remember for the rest of your life......and dont forget the photos as we`re a bunch of softies on here  :lol 
One, is never going to be enough.....
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#9
(Not sure I'm ready to be a dad yet!)

Should have thought of that a long time ago..as in 9 months ago.

Anyway, you'll be alright its easy.
After 5 I should know.
And leave it all to the Misses.

Congrats to you both for when it shows up.
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#10
Best of luck for tomorrow fella........you'll enjoy it - trust me!


You'll be hard pushed to beat it as one of the best moments in your life for your first  Smile .


If you don't  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(  then you need slapping!!


Buuuuuuut, as said before it gets better and better - up to a certain age then it's a total shit storm! Just remember to check your shoulders and back every time you leave the house...the number of friggin times someone told me I was covered in sick :lol .
Those are my principles...if you don't like them I have others.
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#11
Hope all goes well for the next 18yearsWink  will you be investing in a sidecar
Women have chocolate men have bikes.....
including ones who like chocolate....Wink
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#12
Getting excited but still worried about it I'm sure it will all be fine will post pics up when he/she arrives ! Still don't know what it's gonna be yet.im gonna get a trailer on the fazer not a side car
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(07-11-13, 06:51 PM)brooker81 link Wrote: Getting excited but still worried about it I'm sure it will all be fine will post pics up when he/she arrives ! Still don't know what it's gonna be yet.im gonna get a trailer on the fazer not a side car
....red98,s got a sale on at this minute?......10%...off used fazer towbars :eek ....and offers a fitting service to boot!!.....and christo,s still got the trailer Wink .....
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#14

.soon has you get used to ....the nappies, the projectile vomit, the sleepless nights, the smell of sh.t and p.ss .just before you sit down to a meal?
But then you get old and return the favour lol.

Good luck and enjoy kids as much as you can for it's definitely a love hate relationship.
Andy
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#15
Put as much time and effort into your newborn as you can, dont leave it all to the missess, you will end up with a much closer relationship with your kid as a result, believe me i have tried it both ways!
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#16
Nature has a way of making you ready but you'll never 'feel' ready.

Top Top tip: Don't EVER rock the baby to sleep. Let the little foccer get off to sleep in their own cot / cradle / kitchen drawer. If you don't you'll spend the next 7 weeks walking around in the middle of the night.

Enjoy! There is nothing better...not even a Fazer!

DBo.
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#17
any news yet..................need to know what colour to paint the towbar  :lol
One, is never going to be enough.....
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#18
Good Luck. I've got six of the little bastards darlings. Take ear plugs into the delivery room, you're gonna get screamed at.
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#19
I always found giving birth improved the wife's grip no end if only she could have maintained that grip and used it to keep hold of money a bit longer.
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#20
You'll be fine. I'm not ready yet and my baby is 21!!!
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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