Songs for / about Foccers

[ChristoT]

A game my family play at home is trying to find songs that make reference to a student's name. I thought I would expand this to the Foccers! Here are a few ideas to start!  :lol

For Mr Kosmic Kartman:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbKldILIjfo

For Mr Exupgonads:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQlZweKNBjo

For Mr Fireblake:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R5tUc1S3cc

For Mr Nick Crisp:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Tq-UsaRchI

For Mr Dead Eye:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD0vHZxAmso

That's all I could think of to start with. Maybe this one for me?  :lol :lol :lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GOYYbiEul0

Please feel free to add your own!

[Kosmic Kartman]

:lol

Christo, what drugs are you on today mate?

Exup BLUE  :rollin

Christo. Here's one for you fella...

Easton Corbin - All Over The Road (with Lyrics)

[ChristoT]

:lol

Christo, what drugs are you on today mate?

Exup [size=2em]BLUE[/size]  :rollin

Christo. Here's one for you fella...

The usual drugs!  :lol

As for the song - you're a cruel man. Watch your HT leads on Sunday, foccer!  :rollin :rollin

[Dead Eye]

Really.... Bob The Builder... that's what you came up with?!

[bigbluebear]

There was a young Foccer called Christo
Who drank half a can and got pisto
He started spouting his shite
And started a fight
Now he's no teeth and a lispo

[bigbluebear]

Another old Foccer called Exup
Who needed a check from the neckup
What they discovered was blue
Real slow as we knew
And got Christo to stay and got feltup

[bigbluebear]

Some say that blue is the quickest
But the owners are the most thickest
The Fazer in silver
Best speed will deliver
Defo the sikkest and fittest

[bigbluebear]

Bigbluebear has had too much sun
He's the only one laughing bar none
Goes to the pub in a blink
Had lunch and a soft drink
Bur he's a liar and had more than one

[ChristoT]

Really.... Bob The Builder... that's what you came up with?!

I thought you'd appreciate the fixing it bit!!  :lol

[nick crisp]

I believe we have found the Foccers very own Poet Laureate!
Bigbluebear, you obviously have faaaaaar too much time on your hands :lol

[bigbluebear]

[quote author=nick crisp link=topic=9188.msg92042#msg92042 date=1375469924]
I believe we have found the Foccers very own Poet Laureate!
Bigbluebear, you obviously have faaaaaar too much time on your hands :lol
[/quote

Nick crisp you are a fine one to judge
Your opinion I know I won't budge
But I'm not a bad fella
Cause I've been on the Stella
And I hope you don't hold a grudge

[nick crisp]

:lol
I can't believe how quickly you came up with that
It makes me feel like a complete prat
My poetic skills are so weak you see
I guess your own are far too good for me!
A beer or four is what I would need
To achieve such a level of sophistication
Or maybe some of Christos drugs
For alternative inebriation...

[bigbluebear]

Well it's easy for me to talk shite
Don't even try not slight
See drink is a wonder
But don't steal my thunder
As I'm quite fond of a fight

[ChristoT]

:lol
I can't believe how quickly you came up with that
It makes me feel like a complete prat
My poetic skills are so weak you see
I guess your own are far too good for me!
A beer or four is what I would need
To achieve such a level of sophistication
Or maybe some of Christos drugs
For alternative inebriation...

My drugs improve riding a bit,
But don't do a thing for your wit,
I take drugs for the bends,
Not for poetic ends
So both ways I look like a twit!!  :lol :lol

[nick crisp]

A man of your stature is to be respected
Else surely my health would be affected
Alas my fighting abilities are well and truly past
Not that they were ever that vast
But in words we sharp swordsmen be
And in that I will drink to thee
A worthier opponent I have yet to meet
And so with glass raised high
Bigbluebear, 'tis you I do greet!

[ChristoT]

Well it's easy for me to talk shite
Don't even try not slight
See drink is a wonder
But don't steal my thunder
As I'm quite fond of a fight

Bigbluebear, you say you are pished,
Yet I see summat that you have missed
You're in Glasgae toon,
Yet in London I'm foond
Which is quite a long way for your fist!!  :rollin

[bigbluebear]

With that its time I bowed out
The lads say its now my shout
With a tray full of bevy
Two lager four heavy
No wonder I'm in for a bout

[ChristoT]

A man of your stature is to be respected
Else surely my health would be affected
Alas my fighting abilities are well and truly past
Not that they were ever that vast
But in words we sharp swordsmen be
And in that I will drink to thee
A worthier opponent I have yet to meet
And so with glass raised high
Bigbluebear, 'tis you I do greet!

Of poetry, little you claim,
And that wordsmithing is not your game,
But your lines are well timed
Whilst ours hadn't rhymed
Pray, who are you trying to shame?

[nick crisp]

Have one for me pal :thumbup
Christo, LEAVE THE DRUGS ALONE!

[ChristoT]

Have one for me pal :thumbup
Christo, LEAVE THE DRUGS ALONE!

Never!  :lol :lol