REMOVE YOUR HELMET!!!

[goldfazer]

:lol - is your house bigger/have a better car on the drive - or is that just too much to hope for ? :lmao2

[Lazarus]

[quote author=Lazarus link=topic=4459.msg37385#msg37385 date=1346679672]
Im by no means an expert in the law, but have the "experience" of being married to a Muslim and see both sides.

Yes me too, my sister in law and my niece are Muslim.


I often discuss politics but I've never the inclination to discuss religion. The best that can come of it is the assertion that 'my invisible man is better than your invisible man' Thank fcuk for athiesm.  :lol
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I hear you on that one m8.

[Rusty]

:lol - is your house bigger/have a better car on the drive - or is that just too much to hope for ? :lmao2

Oh man that bitch was unreal. She had a Mazda Rx8 which was newish at the time and she said to me in a boastful tone "You'd like a car like that wouldn't you?...Wouldn't you!" :lol


There really are some nut jobs out there. Estate agent she was, all suits and show without a degree or qualification in sight. Stroll on.

[Bitfik]

Just three little points, don't know how to do the quote thingy but:


I now use one of those unmanned stations. Brilliant, don't even need to get off the bike. Card and PIN, fill up , off you go. Cheaper too 


Second about bikers being more likely to be robbers (someone said). I was in a local Dianese supplier a while ago looking for summer gloves. Was in the cage at the time. The guy invited me to take them outside and try them on the handlebars of his bike, see how they feel. He explained that he had never suffered a theft by a biker. School kids getting off the bus outside yes, some others yes, but never a biker. These were £50ish gloves too.


Third: the early post about wearing a balaclava under the helmet. Now, I come from Belfast originally.... That sort of behaviour really causes some upset in these parts! LOL

:eek :eek :eek

[Phil TK]

Thank fcuk for athiesm.  :lol

Or as some wag wrote on an Alpha Course poster near me:-

'Thank Religion for Atheism'

[peejay]

On the subject of discrimination, I was in my local Halfrauds recently.
Car oil and sundries were  on a rack at the back of the store. Bike oil was near the front of the store, each item having a secuirty tag on it!!!! It would be interesting to know if other Halfrauds stores did the same. >:

[goldfazer]

Easier to nick if it's near the door

[richfzs]

Easier to nick if it's near the door

Is it? Pick up a bottle of car oil, and walk towards the till - oh look, thats right beside the door, might as well just leg it from the till eh?

Not sure there's realistically much difference...

[MadDogMcQ]

[quote author=Rusty link=topic=4459.msg37391#msg37391 date=1346682820]
Thank fcuk for athiesm.  :lol

Or as some wag wrote on an Alpha Course poster near me:-

'Thank Religion for Atheism'
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I prefer "Thank God for Atheism"!

[Phil TK]

I prefer "Thank God for Atheism"!

An old favourite of mine is

'Religion is God's way of telling us he doesn't exist'

[Rusty]

I prefer "Thank God for Atheism"!

Fuck off spelling czar.  :lol
An Atheist is someone with no invisible means of support.

[jackojet]

What about those dumbass women drivers that pull up at the nearest pump, when they could go to furthest away and your sat in your motor waiting ages as she does her shopping or spends an age buying Tarquin the brat a foccin choccie bar! This usually happens when I want diesel in my truck.
The same sort of selfish bitch is the same woman 2 days later that expects me to move my bike forward so she can fill the Mercedes up! I told her to foc off and wait I tell yet and explained why much to the amusement of a truck driver filling up who joined in with telling her too :lol

[Rusty]

Here's one from this afternoon, taken at a garage between Windermere and Ambleside in the lake district. If you can't make out the signs here they are below.





Unless you take your lid off they won't switch on the pump - end of. So that destroys the bikers potentially helping themselves to the till/molesting shopkeepers argument right there. They must consider bikes a higher drive off risk even though there's much less fuel involved. It ignores the fact that most bikers are not young kids but mature riders. It's unfair, but I guess being white and middle aged there won't be too many human rights lawyers beating a path to my door to sue for my 'hurt feelings'.  :rolleyes

[Phil TK]

Judging by the other sticker, it looks like they've also got a problem with police officers driving away without paying.

[Jacko]

I don't mind those ones as you where you stand and choose to proceed or not.

Nice one Phil, mental picture of plod doing a drive off with lights and sirens

[richfzs]

:lol :lol

[chaz]

after a garage had been robbed by 3 men wearing helmets I was asked to remove my helmet which I did, then I pulled my neckie up over my face and said ok give me the money, maybe not the best idea I've had???????

[richfzs]

Don't suppose you got a laugh out of them, but maybe it will have served (once they had time to think about it) to make them realise that anybody up to no good, is just going to ignore their "request"...

well, I can dream on I suppose 

[MadDogMcQ]

[quote author=MadDogMcQ link=topic=4459.msg37436#msg37436 date=1346704301]I prefer "Thank God for Atheism"!

Fuck off spelling czar.  :lol [/quote]




I prefer "Spelling Bee" if you don't mind (or Spelling Tsar)  :lol

[Rusty]

[quote author=Rusty link=topic=4459.msg37461#msg37461 date=1346711187][quote author=MadDogMcQ link=topic=4459.msg37436#msg37436 date=1346704301]I prefer "Thank God for Atheism"!

Fuck off spelling czar.  :lol [/quote]
I prefer "Spelling Bee" if you don't mind (or Spelling Tsar)  :lol
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I wonder what the 'B' stands for then? Can't be 'Bolshevik' as you've just ennobled yourself as a member of the Russian Royal family.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar

On the other hand. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Czar_(political_term)

Or your reference to 'The fast lane' of the motorway mentioned in another post, I was far too polite to mention that all three have the same 70mph limit.  :lol