cars that men should never be seen driving!

[flyboy]

Oi reaperx  :finger

[Gingernutz]

Hee hee Ventzi will not be happy his mito crept onto the list. 
What about colour? My polo is okayish for a cheap run around but the same model and year in lime green/ pink / etc.. - wouldn't be seen dead

[reaperx]

I suppose you can get away with a polo as long as it's not vw harlequin style 

[UG]

Toyota celica
peugot enny ovvum
ang a minit daveg azza toyota celica, yep dats aboot reet

[know your limitations]

Suzuki Cappuccino
MK3 or 4 Golf Convertible (MK's 1,2,5 and the EOS ok... just)
Toyota Aygo
Toyota IQ
Peugeot 1007
Renault Wind

[BBROWN1664]

Renooooo twingo

[Ben Diesel]

Triumph Spitfire

[BBROWN1664]

Sinclair C5
Skateboards

[pilgrim]

Anything, and I mean anything with Carlashes :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek
No excuse.
At all.

[Gingernutz]

Triumph Spitfire

Ben D...........
I've alway wanted a red spitfire  :o

[dx408]

[quote author=bwizz link=topic=2665.msg20703#msg20703 date=1335003782]
Any modern 4*4's because they are all shit.
Only difference betwean a 4*4 and a turd is that a turd is hard to polish !
i don't like them !

4*4's need a sticker saying "Does my dick look big in this" when the answer is usually "no you just look a dick in it" (Unless of course you happen to tow big trailers or live up a glacier)

If not bike it's usually a tatty skoda fabia diesel, it's the Mrs's car. (can still do cambridge to holyhead in 3.5 hours, alledgedly...)
[/quote]
I drive a 4x4 YES it has been off road (much to the kids amusment) wanted something big enough for me kids wife and the luggage room is great only a 2ltr CRTD so quite economical plenty of toys in the car and the last snow we had no problems (live in a village on a mountain so LOW priority on gritting) gave quite a few people lifts and towed a car or two out of the snow as well. Had one before same type sold it for a Focus total crap the boot went on fire after 5 weeks (brand new) Ford did not want to know shit in the snow had to buy chains to get in and out of the village sold that bought another 4x4 not posh but does the job great not bad on economy nice drive. So to all the 4x4 haters  :finger I love mine

[dx408]

Triumph Spitfire

Ben D...........
I've alway wanted a red spitfire  :o

[img height=793 width=961]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b7/1973.triumph.gt6.red.arp.jpg[/img]

That's not a Spitfire this is:-





But would love a Spitfire like this

[sadlonelygit]

a couple more............
Z3's and Fiat Barchetta's
and there's nowt wrong with spitfires..........25 years ago....

[reaperx]

a couple more............
Z3's and Fiat Barchetta's
and there's nowt wrong with spitfires..........25 years ago....

Z3 Vito - Any motor driven by James Bond becomes instantly cool even if its not, eg the renaukt 11 that can alegedly manage to function with no fuel tank.

[sadlonelygit]

Z3 Vito - Any motor driven by James Bond becomes instantly cool even if its not, eg the renaukt 11 that can alegedly manage to function with no fuel tank.

i don't think so Tim!

[dolau]

Wifey has a Fiat Panda- done 45k miles in two years and hasnt missed a beat

Yesterday I was looking over a Mrec silk- how can that be a hairdressers car?

[BBROWN1664]

Dolau, drive the SLK and you will realise.

I used to like the Audi TT till I drove one and reaslised how hairdresser suited they are.

[dolau]

I also found out the roadtax for a silk was £500 a year  :eek  but I will have a test drive before I discard it- probably give me backache anyway  :'(

UG- you cant just say Peugeot and get away with it! I am on my second 207 and had a 306 and found them reliable and economic (diesel) and peugeot diesels go on and on and on and ............

[Skinbeatersam]

I drive a 4x4 YES it has been off road (much to the kids amusment) wanted something big enough for me kids wife and the luggage room is great only a 2ltr CRTD so quite economical plenty of toys in the car and the last snow we had no problems (live in a village on a mountain so LOW priority on gritting) gave quite a few people lifts and towed a car or two out of the snow as well. Had one before same type sold it for a Focus total crap the boot went on fire after 5 weeks (brand new) Ford did not want to know shit in the snow had to buy chains to get in and out of the village sold that bought another 4x4 not posh but does the job great not bad on economy nice drive. So to all the 4x4 haters  :finger I love mine



I don't hate 4x4's, and it sounds like you actually need one.


What I hate, are 4x4 drivers, who drive in central London, who don't need them, and drive without care or consideration for anyone else using their size to intimidate other road users.

[DryRob]

Peugeot 206cc
Any car with additional cushions