Ug

[madmondeoman]

Mate I got a CD for you it's the greatest hits of The Housemartins, will get it sent up to you  :lol

[MarchRide]

I am sure he'll be thrilled. :lol :lol

[UG]

Already got it lmao.  :lol
It's the Michael Bolton one thats worrying me lol.

[eddie]

bloody ell  it lives.....hows you doing Ug

[madmondeoman]

Ug will be listening to Bros next  :rollin

[UG]

Hey up Eddie, I'm fine mate, how are you? Been fecking hectic, what with work and stuff. 
Start work with the NHS this month, so if any of you foccers fall off, dont do it in Lincolnshire lmao.

MMM, next you'll be telling me Erasure are shit.

[eddie]

doing fine here ug.. just waiting for summer 

[UG]

I'll have to get out on a ride out soon. Not seen any of you lot for ages.

[madmondeoman]

Ug I thought you were more into Pet Shop Boys than Erasure?

[UG]

Nah I used to like them but they went down hill. More of a Gene Pitney fan nowadays.

[MarchRide]

And I bet you're thrilled Englebert Humperdink is singing for us in Eurovision.  :'(

[UG]

I'm more than thrilled, I haven't stopped masturbating since I heard the news.

[Dave G]

Been fecking hectic, what with work and stuff. 

Fuck off! You've never even seen busy and hectic ya fat cunt!!!!!!!!!!

[UG]

And you've never seen an IQ test yer retard. The nurses had to blunt the crayons in hospital so you didn't injure yourself yer static gypsy.

[BIG MAC]

Ahhhh just like the old days.....don't forget the Cheeky Girls though

[Dave G]

Did an IQ test once... Got 152! Means fuck all though, when ya a lucky cunt like me.... Wife still shagged the neighbour an left me. Still got driven over by a fukkin Astra an broke every bastard bone in me body. And still got a fat ginger twat as my only friend in the world.......

I'm off for a wank over some Cheeky Girl videos.

[UG]

Yer lucky you've got a mate with all the bitching you do, oh me busted ribs, oh me busted shoulders, oh me busted collar bones, oh me busted verterbrae, on and on and on and on......sick kids don't bitch like you. And you never got 152 on an IQ test, that was the number of the room you had at the special school.

[Dave G]

Bitching??? Week after getting titanium plates and bone graft in me shoulder, an I'm wheelying the fuck outta my Fireblade... Wanna fight? I'll take you, an your brother/son.. Who happens to be the same fucking person......!

Got more than 152 today as well............

[UG]

Your from Boston mate, you can talk about inbreeding coz your a fucking expert, your favourite saying is "We may be divorced but she's still my sister"

Your that inbred your yer own Grandad uncle and husband

[Dave G]

Most women would be over the moon to be woken up on their birthday with flowers, cooked breakfast in bed and 20 minutes of amazing oral sex. But, oh no, not my sister.