Toast From Milk 'n' Beans

[TheToaster57]

Howdy ........ Insane Gen1 owner - the wife rides one too; I've also 'turned' three others onto Fazer Thou's so you could say I like 'em...

Mine has done 96K miles, and is called Shaz.... If you're from the MK area and like day-long rides, get in touch.  :eek

[Farjo]

96k :eek And you've turned 3 wives into Fazer thou's??

Welcome to this side, the action is still on the dark blue forum for a few weeks http://fazerowners.yuku.com

[TheToaster57]

LMFAO No one wife turned to the awesome power of the Fazer, two other wives got rid of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flesh]

Some tips on getting rid of "wives" in would be great.
I was tempted to try trading my one in for a younger more up to date model but realised the residuals were just to low so stuck with what I have. 

[TheToaster57]

try taking her on a safari holiday and letting lions or hyenas eat her; or perhaps tsaking her hair dryer in for her when she is in the bath and accidentally dopping it into the bath (having plugged it in). As to residual values, the service exchange costs can be horrendous, mine last one ran into 6 figures and left me with sweet F.A. But the joy of the newer, lower milage, better-looking replacement dulls that pain; bit like bikes, really...............