Three word story

[noggythenog]

Of her sphincter

[peterjca]

which she lovingly

[dickturpin]

painted with creosote

[peterjca]

allowing her to

[dickturpin]

avoid premature rotting

[Rexr]

Which is handy

[midden]

for all those

[Rexr]

Dodgy dealings shes

[robby boy]

dealing from her

[mickvp]

Manky looking snatch,

[slimwilly]

When she went

[midden]

shopping at Iceland

[stevierst]

For a cucumber

[lew600fazer]

for a Salad

[Rexr]

She bumped into

[robby boy]

a huge walrus

[midden]

named erry atona

[dickturpin]

Three foccers came

[bigbluebear]

On her face

[midden]

while whistling dixie