08-11-14, 04:07 PM
(08-11-14, 03:54 PM)BIG MAC link Wrote: Shortly after Satan's first home game snowball fight
You're in luck, Unfazed!
Look at it from an engineering perspective:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:
1 .If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Sue Wallis during my 1st year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you." and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure hell is exothermic, and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore extinct; leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being. Which goes some way to explaining why, last night, Sue kept shouting "Oh my God!"
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