what do foccers do?

[unfazed]

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I facilitate the movement of ships in & out of port.


Kinda like ATC except a bit slower...........not as slow as Blue slow though.


Here's a banana boat.

Is that one you guided in earlier Nogs?  :lol
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I know your job........a cheeky barsteward


I was making a cup o tea when the collision happened.


You should come have a shot one day......i heard you were good at crashing :evil :b
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That's it, I going via Fishguard in future  :lol

[Exupnut]

As from monday i will be a mobile image taker for a large auto firm who provide courtesy vehicles to cagers who cant drive. I can use home as my base and get a free bike :-) lookin forward to hearin some crazy stories.

[noggythenog]

As from monday i will be a mobile image taker for a large auto firm who provide courtesy vehicles to cagers who cant drive. I can use home as my base and get a free bike :-) lookin forward to hearin some crazy stories.

Mobile piss taker more like! :b

[Exupnut]

If there was such a job u can bet your sheeps danglies I'd be doin it :-)

[ChristoT]

Nogs, he does that already!

I'm an aero engineering student, currently working on one of these:

I say one, I mean the only one!!

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[BBROWN1664]

Ex aircraft avionics engineer (a320/747/dc10/tri-bucket etc)
Ex computer engineer
Now IT consultant

[CRH]

hope t fk christo they dont let you get behind the stick?...... :rolleyes ....then again ya dont see many low flying mercs very often do ya? ......

[MarkWales]

Design Technology Teacher

[slimwilly]

Nogs, he does that already!

I'm an aero engineering student, currently working on one of these:

I say one, I mean the only one!!

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Good for you,,the rule of thumb is,,,up there ,there is no one to crash into

[unfazed]

14 years Telecom engineer
10 Years Training/Lecturing in IT and Telecommunications
10 years Network Administration.
Now 4 years in a complete change of Career and maybe a fit of daftness, Managing Social Housing needs in the Local City Council  :eek
Hope to retire all going well in 2 years
Also a 5/8 mechanic and electrical technician :lol

[DILLIGAFF]

  TIME TO PLAY TOP TRUMPS.....................


Right


Till 2002 I worked on board cruise ships as a fine art auctioneer, saw most of the N. hemisphere and travelled as a passenger!!!


Came back to the UK and fell into a job delivering brand new Aston Martins  :eek


Left there to take a job as Sales Director for an avionics company providing dynamic operational meteorology :rolleyes
( all avionics foccers NB as I can still arrange demos, trials etc !!!!)


Now mainly a part time Lock Keeper ( cock leeper?) at Shepperton which pays foc-all except huge job satisfaction.


I have been lucky enough to never need to stick at any job which I didn't enjoy.

[hightower]

It network manager.

Northwestern, I'm in to creating games. Very basic but enjoy it as a hobby.

[NorthWestern]

I do love the job, feels like doing your hobby but getting paid for it

[Millietant]

My official job is running a few businesses in the UK for a Global construction and infrastructure business.


One of them specialises in Vehicle Graphics - yep, that's "stickers on cars (and bikes)" to most people.


On my own I run a small aviation services business - eg hiring out my helicopter to people who want to fly it and doing a bit of crew work on the side - with the exorbitant maintenance costs I get hit with it looks like a couple of the foccers who've already posted here are going to be my new best friends 

[Punkstig]

Courier which has been quoted for me.
I used to be a pub manager but sacked for breaching health and safety - I rode my rossi rep minibike through the pub!
I'd had enough by then anyway, never do that job again!

[Skippernick]

  TIME TO PLAY TOP TRUMPS.....................


Right


Till 2002 I worked on board cruise ships as a fine art auctioneer, saw most of the N. hemisphere and travelled as a passenger!!!


Came back to the UK and fell into a job delivering brand new Aston Martins  :eek


Left there to take a job as Sales Director for an avionics company providing dynamic operational meteorology :rolleyes
( all avionics foccers NB as I can still arrange demos, trials etc !!!!)


Now mainly a part time Lock Keeper ( cock leeper?) at Shepperton which pays foc-all except huge job satisfaction.


I have been lucky enough to never need to stick at any job which I didn't enjoy.

HAHA, lock keeper, you mean you sit in the cottage drinking tea and shouting as useless boat hirers. I know your sort. :lol

[Lez72]

Courier which has been quoted for me.
I used to be a pub manager but sacked for breaching health and safety - I rode my rossi rep minibike through the pub!
I'd had enough by then anyway, never do that job again!

Awesome. Respect the Punkstig 

[ridgemere]

Another simple and over paid brickie lurking about.


Haven't got as bigger tits like ogri's.  :lol

[red98]

something different....iam a chairmaker living in britains furniture town ,high wycombe,traditional wooden framed chairs,since i left school in 79,used to make for the domestic market but moved to commercial/office furniture 16 yrs ago.....was earning good money years ago,not so good now as too many imports at a fraction of the price...all of them foccin rubbish  :eek ..14 years till i retire and i doubt if i`ll be in the same industry  :\ 




also have a part time job,office maintence for a geo physics company.   anything from changing a light bulb to fitting a new kitchen...been doing this for 3 years now,enjoyable work 

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[/size][size=78%]DILLIGAFF......next time iam passing through i`ll stop and say hello  [/size] [/size][size=78%] [/size]

[noggythenog]

something different....iam a chairmaker living in britains furniture town ,high wycombe,traditional wooden framed chairs,since i left school in 79,used to make for the domestic market but moved to commercial/office furniture 16 yrs ago.....was earning good money years ago,not so good now as too many imports at a fraction of the price......14 years till i retire and i doubt if i`ll be in the same industry  :\

Coz you'll be in the bike trailer industry by then Red




Being serious...we are all to blame.....but at our own cost eventually :\ .......i got my missus one of those 70's egg pod swivelly thingys...about £600, nice red upholstery., fibreglass shell, swivel base....lovely.........a month later she is in it and the pigeon shit weld from China gave way & she came tumbling off the base .


So i kicks off..bla bla......gets a replacement.....replica iconic Poet Sofa.......2 months later......our pals are sat on it........foccin leg snaps off & they tumble onto the floor .........got my foccin money back....i sit on the floor now :b




You get what you pay for but some of this shit isnt that much cheaper considering the dramatic drop in quality