I had a quick chat with John Virgo in Waitrose car park recently, then today Willie Walsh came through my lock and we exchanged pleasantries.
	
	
	
I used to not give a foc, then I discovered Red Bull and now I don't give a flying foc !!!
	
	
 
 
	
	
		Plane journey home from Berlin this weekend and the one and only madness that is Boris Johnson was on it.
I politely grabbed him whilst on his own, now as I approached him I forgot what it would probably look like to him- a guy with a 4" Mohawk no sleeves and tattoos saying, 'Boris, can I have a word?'
Anyway, he listened to me- I asked him about the possibilities of the bike boxes at traffic lights to be split allowing motorbikes to legally filter to the front like a couple of cities in England
At first he thought I was talking about his 'Borisbikes' and they're charging stations, wtf?
Anyway, when I explained he just said 'no, we haven't thought about that at all'
To which I let him skip off in his jolly floppy haired way!
	
	
	
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		Dennis Taylor lives not too far away nice bloke, Saw Ricky Tomlinson going into B&Q last week (seen better dressed tramps)
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
		Maybe he cant afford clothes any more, Didnt Ricky Tomlinson donate £1 million to Alder hey childrens hospital a few years back??
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
		You had the chance to wipe Gok out and failed???? Shame on you!!!!
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
		Didnt gok wan get burgled recently? I heard that the theives broke into his kitchen and made off with some expensive cutlery and china.
Also, apparently gok wans woks gone!
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
		Woopie Cushing, took me a while but I got there in the end :lol