Hi, I'm a christian. I protect paedophiles.

[Motorbreath]

A relative of mine who tried to become a monk (when he was 19) told me creepy stories about what happens inside the monastery, it is common that the monks sleep together . Even he being very religious and homosexual too, had to get out of there.

[caretaker]

apparently, johnny vegas began training as a priest. now that would have been worth going to church for!! but then again, monkey would probably go to the tabloids with abuse allegations...