Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS!

[dazza]

Dazza, peeping Tom pervert springs to mind.
But will say this while waiting to travel out to my ship say in Singapore or Hong Kong there was just something about a nice piece of ass in tight jeans

Each to their own Lew, I only like women though, :b as for being a pervert, as long as I have vision, I will look and enjoy. 8)
I guess that's why it winds me up so much,  I go from being  a perfectly innocent bystander who just happens to be in the right spot at the right time, to a totally guilty and potentially peeping Tom pervert if I succumb to the urge to move to get my view back.  :lol

[stevie-g1968]

0people who park at the pumps, dont buy fuel but go into the forcourt shop and do the weekly shop... :rolleyes

[midden]

Women who put their arse on show by tucking skirt in their knickers. Inconsiderate bitch could wore a thong that day 

The revised highway code roundabout diagram which must be the main reason I've had to agree with 7 omly,  it appears to have removed logical reason from mind of the driver

people who take up 2 car  lengths to park a fekkin peugeot 204

[celticdog]

:grumble dog shit, pot holes, speed cameras, facebook, trying to open sellotape, chav's, reality tv, trying to get a dentist/doc's appointment, litter, ppi, queue skippers, computers, loud people, bad parking, bad manners, sorry rant over!

[slappy]

People in stationery traffic who leave enough room between them and the car in front to get two 40 foot long artics in, great for me when I am on the bike but sends me crazy when I am in the cage.

[Oldgit]

packaging. all this shrink fit plastic around bulbs, tools etc--never meant to be removed once sealed.
Inconsiderate parking.
MP's who whine about their lot---lazy well off bastids.
Nosey neighbours.
All lazy bastids who won't work and we have to keep them in a style they have become accustomed to. :pc

[Freck]

B@&tard cyclists out on the country lanes taking up all the road, they're a f@&king liability!
I've very nearly had a pile up today on the way home when coming down a country road (60mph) and finding two Lycra clad imbeciles in the middle of the road as I've gone round a bend  :eek
And I'm not talking the middle of their lane, one of them was dawdling along by the central white line turning round and chatting to his mate.....f@&king retard!!!

[Freck]

Oooh I'm on one today........ :lol


People who insist on driving at 35mph no matter what the speed limit is, be it 30,40,60 or even 20mph limits in villages........thoughtless w@nkers!!  :rollin

[nick crisp]

:grumble dog shit, pot holes, speed cameras, facebook, trying to open sellotape, chav's, reality tv, trying to get a dentist/doc's appointment, litter, ppi, queue skippers, computers, loud people, bad parking, bad manners, sorry rant over!

So would you say you're generally a pretty laid back kinda guy?  :lol

[celticdog]

Modern life . . . It drives you crazy!
Sometimes my mood's up and down like a bride's nightie on honeymoon, no wonder I take a drink! 

[Grahamm]

Or, they reduce the serving and bump up the price.

Tell me about it!

For instance Mars Bars have shrunk in size because of this new "treatwise" idea (that if you make chocolate bars smaller, people won't be such fat bastards), yet they still cost the same.

Meanwhile Asda's Toad in the Hole has gone from the original size with 8 sausages in it to the original size with only 6 sausages and now it's about 2/3rds the size and only has *four* sausages in it! Once again, of course, the price hasn't changed...

[Grahamm]

Oh and the twat on Saturday who drove along the M275, along the slip road and half way along the Cosham road with his left indicator on and when I pulled up alongside him and pointed it out says "Oh, is that bad then?"

Pillock!

[noggythenog]

Cornflower packets.............it goes everywhere...............pings off the inner wrapper...., over the work tops, under the cooker controls, generally focs me off.....normal flour isn't much better...........I should probably use painting and decorating dust sheets before I start cooking.

and Blue bikes :b...................because they are slower than dial up internet.

[devilsyam]

Women maximum  frustration

[lew600fazer]

People who do not pay there bills and debts on time, then have a vote about it.

[Nightfury]

The self destructive nature of humankind.

[midden]

People who moan about  reduced food portions without lower pricing who still buy the product.
Buy a different brand or even better do a Noggy and get the flour out and make ya foccin own 

[nick crisp]

People who moan about  reduced food portions without lower pricing who still buy the product.
Buy a different brand or even better do a Noggy and get the flour out and make ya foccin own 

I do make my own. But guess what? They reduce the quantities and increase the prices on the ingredients you buy as well  :grumble

[Dead Eye]

[quote author=nick crisp link=topic=17546.msg202380#msg202380 date=1436035602]
Or, they reduce the serving and bump up the price.

Tell me about it!

For instance Mars Bars have shrunk in size because of this new "treatwise" idea (that if you make chocolate bars smaller, people won't be such fat bastards), yet they still cost the same.
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This seriously doesn't work with me... instead of having one reduced portion, I'll end up having 2 portions which were more than the original portion to start with... this could explain why I am a fat bastard though...

[mr self destruct]

Weaning seven month old daughters who, when you try them with a small portion of home made veg purée, wolf it down, so you make a shitload more and they won't fucking touch it. Ever.

Getting excited because after two months of physio your knee finally bends enough to reach the gear lever, only to find the ligaments in your foot have shrunk too much to twist round and actually touch the fucking thing.