(03-01-15, 11:35 PM)lew600fazer link Wrote: My wife and I plus the wee fella were walking around MFI(remember them)My son must have been about 4 at the time. We were in the bathroom display section and we lost sight of Sean for all of 30 seconds. I went looking for him and bless him there he is sitting on a toilet having a dump, paper work quickly done and hurried moved onto the next display.
You just reminded me of something from a long time ago when i was a kid.
We had a large brick shed/garage, just big enough to fit a Mini car in basically, and back in the day the doors were a bit worse for wear so were basically just left open which wasn't really a major thing back then.
I looked out of the kitchen window and asked mum who the old woman was in the garage?
Anyway, dad went out and gently asked her what she was doing and she said "I live here."
After 10 minutes of wondering what to do they eventually called the police as she was obviously a bit confused and they picked her up then found out she was from an old peoples home a few roads away.
But we had a new toilet stored in the garage, waiting to be fitted in our house, and she had also left the most massive dump in it you could ever imagine.
It was like she hadn't been to the toilet for weeks. :lol
More people are born because of alcohol than will ever die from it.
This was a while ago I first posted it on the SX forum, still makes me smile when I think back on it.
We have just had this new chief engineer joined the ship yesterday in Japan. He is from Glasgow and his sense of humour is just what this tired old ship needs.
He bent down to look at a gland on a pump and being rather on the large size , he squatted down to get a better look, he let one go. A puzzled look came on his face and he says there are two things that should not contain liquids (1) superheated steam and (2) A Fart, with that he waddled off to change. Ten minutes later he is back, mumbling away, I says whats up , he says fecking sushi. [img alt=:008:]http://z1000sx.co.uk/Smileys/z1000sx/008.gif[/img]
Sorry but at this stage of my trip I thought it hilarious.
Lew.
MT-09 Tracer for those who no longer can handle a BIG boy Fazer
(04-01-15, 05:33 PM)kitcrazy link Wrote: bought a harley :lol
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MT-09 Tracer for those who no longer can handle a BIG boy Fazer
Mrs R rang me Christmas eve asking for AA number as her car wouldn't start. she'd been to hospital for an appointment & left her mother in car listening to radio when she came back car wouldn't start using start button, in fact it was dead!
i couldn't understand it as was only new battery in august. i texted her AA number then got a message back. she had put keys on dashboard & not put fob into socket!! glad she didn't call AA out before checking!!
It ain't what you ride, it's who you ride with!!!
Many years ago I saw an interview with a copper who had previously been stabbed. He said the pain wasn't a stabbing pain but more like being hit with a cricket bat.
That's interesting I thought, so when a few months later I met someone from the Navy I asked whether steering a boat was like steering a boat. He looked at me like I was stupid and said "Yes."
I inadvertantly and accidentally threatened to murder the archbishop of Santiago de la Compostella.
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