Whoever threadlocks first is a penis

[Exupnut]

Hahahaha ur ands ain't big enuff Merv

[stevierst]

Are you calling me an anally retentative tw@ big mac???

[BIG MAC]

Are you calling me an anally retentative tw@ big mac???

Are you saying you applied that gloop?

[stevierst]

I've applied many a gloop during a screw, but rarely it's anally retainable!

And I'd be disappointed if I wasn't called a tw@ at least once per day.

[Andy FZS]

Occupational hazard I guess or maybe your just popular?

[dazza]

Anyway, what's the point of this thread?
Is it to see which one of the mods get pissed off with it and lock it?     
Or


Does getting it banished to the naughty corner count as a win?

[nick crisp]

It's just a total random bullshit thread. Talk about anything at all, no such thing as thread hijacking cos there's no actual subject. Not a bad idea really, if it kept people from just wrecking everyone else's threads on specific subjects. Doesn't seem to be working here though  :lol

Supposed to be Last Post Wins.

[richfzs]

Ya loser!

[nick crisp]

:finger

I will obviously be the last to post, so you might as well give up.....

[Aegis Bearing Mel]

Mr Mac took a modicum of umbrage at the fact that his initial "Whoever posts last is best" thread was locked straight away by a dashing Ad-mod, so decided that it was cheating and started this one.

Anyway, what's the point of this thread?
Is it to see which one of the mods get pissed off with it and lock it?     
Or


Does getting it banished to the naughty corner count as a win?

Let's see what else happens to it...

[Razgruff]

Aye rite

[dazza]

Right, now I'm with you.
So getting it thrown into the naughty corner is still an option. 

[richfzs]

But you still won't have posted last, so you'd be wasting your time!

[dazza]

Er

[nick crisp]

....now.

[Raz Mcgruff]

If this thread goes to naughty corner. we will not falter we will forever return this post to General

For as long as but two of us remain posting, never will we on any conditions be brought under Admin rule. It is not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom — for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself.



            Freedom

[ChristoT]

I'll quite happily give up freedom for beer!

[noggythenog]

I'll quite happily give up freedom for beer!

I agree Christo..............ask me what underwear I'm wearing :biker........ok...if you insist..... my baggy boxer shorts......I call them my night shift pants as they give me unrestricted movement & a sense of heightened entitlement during the wee, dark hours.......they make my balls feel like an Eritrean HGV free-runner whos packet of rib n saucy nik naks just got caught up in the spinning coil of a Dover vending machine and cost him his first pilfered pound coin.

But i'd happily wear a pair of budgy smugglers instead if it meant that I could have a beer on the night shift instead. 8)

fuck freedom!

[unfazed]

[quote author=unfazed link=topic=15219.msg172627#msg172627 date=1415217345]
[quote author=BIG MAC link=topic=15219.msg172485#msg172485 date=1415143584]
I really need to get out more :-)

Maybe you just need to get out  :lol
[/quote] Are you asking me out?
[/quote]

No, never a fan of Ronald McDonalds Burgers, but I'll take your bike out

[BIG MAC]

[quote author=BIG MAC link=topic=15219.msg172637#msg172637 date=1415220227]
[quote author=unfazed link=topic=15219.msg172627#msg172627 date=1415217345]
[quote author=BIG MAC link=topic=15219.msg172485#msg172485 date=1415143584]
I really need to get out more :-)

Maybe you just need to get out  :lol
[/quote] Are you asking me out?
[/quote]

No, never a fan of Ronald McDonalds Burgers, but I'll take your bike out
[/quote] Shortly after Satan's first home game snowball fight