What do you do

[Frosties]

I've been a freelance sperm donor for over 25 yrs.

[savvy]

Retired now but started as a marine engineer, press tool maker and then plastic mould cad/cam engineer. Now do guitar work for friends etc in what spare time the wife allows me 

[Loplop46]

I'm a sign maker for a small local company. Been doing it for 17 years now, it's a great job and comes in handy for bike decals

[Loplop46]

I'm a sign maker for a small local company. Been doing it for 17 years now, it's a great job and comes in handy for bike decals

[mr self destruct]

I'm a CMM programmer, using this very machine. I remember them coming into the studio to take this promotional shot. 

[mickvp]

When I was in the JLR plant in Solihull, the guy I was working with got moved from the CMM machines I inherited to work with those as well, he says they are great machines

[goldfazer]

Technical Director of a company that provides briefing for pilots and airlines over t'internet.

at least until the end of tomorrow when I'm out of a job :oops

Still 2 interviews booked following successful phone interviews, one with IBM.

[unfazed]

I am a Sex worker 

Can't be a very good one with a slim willy  :lol

[bigralphie]

Technical manager for a small business wholesaler
I run a team of engineers supplying customer tech support,repair and inspection and QA , been here 17 years
Most of my time is taking up with the non too fascinating EU directives,sale of goods act and general safety rules  :z

[VNA]

What does VNA do?

As little as possible :lol

[mr self destruct]

When I was in the JLR plant in Solihull, the guy I was working with got moved from the CMM machines I inherited to work with those as well, he says they are great machines

Getting old now though, we're looking to replace the touch probes with laser scanners which will reduce the cycle times by 80%. We also have one that's over 35 years old and made of granite. I kid you not. We have a similar promotional poster of it with an XJS!

[slimwilly]

[quote author=slimwilly link=topic=13717.msg154947#msg154947 date=1403294835]
I am a Sex worker 

Can't be a very good one with a slim willy  :lol
[/quote]


No ,,,you don't understand,,,


==== i Work all week  for    sex one evening if i am lucky

[woodwizzard]

Whats a CMM machine then?

[unfazed]

[quote author=unfazed link=topic=13717.msg156345#msg156345 date=1404066749]
[quote author=slimwilly link=topic=13717.msg154947#msg154947 date=1403294835]
I am a Sex worker 

Can't be a very good one with a slim willy  :lol
[/quote]


No ,,,you don't understand,,,


==== i Work all week  for    sex one evening if i am lucky
[/quote]

:rollin :rollin :rollin

[mr self destruct]

Whats a CMM machine then?

Co-ordinate Measuring Machine.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coordinate-...ng_machine

Here's a good video of one in action:

Coordinate Measuring Machine, profile projector, digital readout, linear scale, Made in Taiwan

Seems very technical and interesting but in reality I hit 'Go' then fuck about on the internet for the next hour. 

[nick crisp]

I paint computers - well, what else are ya gonna do with just maths and art O levels?  :\

[ogri48]

Brickie and fledgling bike painter..

[esetest]

Installation Electrician , currently working on student accommodation at Bristol university for an agency , also run my own business specializing in installation testing .

[slimwilly]

I paint computers - well, what else are ya gonna do with just maths and art O levels?  :\

Clever c==t,,Maths and Art,,i only managed the Art one :o


Never mind, i learned alot more after i left school.


Mind you, when i got married and had kiids,they started to go to school and went 5 days a week,,i asked my wife how long have the kids been going 5 days?  she then told me,,,always,,,urrhh :\

[unfazed]

I was a telephone technician and progressed to Technical Trainer mostly in IT Networking and Power Systems.

Part Time Evening Lecturer for 5 years in University College Cork, Lecturing to Post Graduates on Data Networking

Moved to the Local City Council as Network Administrator after 27 years in Telecoms

Looked for a transfer 4 years ago and I now Manage (with 9 staff) the Social Housing Tenants in 4500 properties in the North Side of Cork City.

Learned all about bike maintenance after being ripped off in a bike shop in 1978 and have never darkened the door of a bike service shop since. Now it is a hobby and help a local mechanic on dodgy electrics/electronics, fit or remove alarms and suspension help for those who need setting up for the Irish roads :lol

Yes, just like Slimwilly and Nick Crisp, I to have an NFDA degree.