Bollocks about the dogs,,,what about my friggin BEES

[Doddsie]

The only real way of getting rid of bees is the old fashion way. You need to fill a small bowl (breakfast size) with a solution of warm water with sugar dissolved in it. This needs to be placed in direct sunlight early in the morning so the bees can smell it first thing. You will notice that to start with, only a few bees will feed from it, but within around 3-4 hours most of the nest (bumble bees dont swarm) will congregate around the bowl. You then need to resonate with the bees, this is a simple process, if you listen to the bees you will hear that they all hum in time. All you need to do is play music within a close proximity that matches the bees hum. It has been studied by experts and apparently the best song for this is "Day trip to Bangor" by Fiddlers Dram.
  Once the bees start doing the waggle dance, they become hypnotised and completely under your control. You then need sing the song quite loudly while skipping around the garden in your underpants, the bees will follow you, buzzing along in time, and you can lead them away from your house to a place of your choosing.


Hope this helps!!!

[slimwilly]

Fucking brill man,, cant wait until tomorrow,,and i get clean pants on a Saturday

[Exupnut]

Video it slim... Think we all wanna see that



FEK OFF!!!!

[richfzs]

Who were those fuckers a few months back, wanted anything other than talk about bikes banned from the forum?

Twats, you'd have deprived us of that gem from doddsie (amongst many others), long may serious and contemplative discussion about random shit continue!

[bigralphie]

Reading through the posts seems to me you what you need is an appealing Queen to do a wiggle dance while drinking a sugary drink to lure them out


now who can we get....who can we get  :lol [size=78%] [/size]

[slimwilly]

Do you think Richfzs could be a Queen :lol


some of his posts do seem on another level :b

[Exupnut]

How very very dare u slimpenis.... Beefore u acuse him of beein a queen bee i would bee very careful beefore u beemoan him... Beelieve me when I say beehave urself .. I beelieve he had a bee-er or maybee a few beevies...

http://youtu.be/eX0_YQdNqDs

[slimwilly]

HaHa  :lol :lol




Them there Bees are still a buzzing,,,,not flying in and out,,so they are very very unwell,,,maybe dying a slow death, i got a new bottle of powder to give um some more...


A mate last night tells me he has some hush hush stuff off a pest controller,,,,umm wonder if i can smoke it? :lol

[richfzs]

Well, I surely wish my wings had worked last night :lol

[stevierst]

Spooky, just had a swarm removed from my garden this morning, my neighbour has a couple of hives, and one of them decided my pear tree was better! Cheeky little critters.

Still, it was funny watching the spaceman in my garden elbow deep in the swarm trying to find the queen!

[bigralphie]

Still, it was funny watching the spaceman in my garden elbow deep in the swarm trying to find the queen

Yea I,ve seen that on redtube :rollin

[slimwilly]

They are STILL ALIVE :'(    buzzing in the ceiling,,,none, no none have been out today or yesterday,,,they are sat in the nest buzzing their wings on the eggs and grubs giving them fresh air,,,they buzz and buzz and buzz and buzz all the time,,,yes all the time,,


Right ,,last chance ,tomorrow evening i got a whole bottle of powder,,they are having the lot in one go :evil

[bri h]

There was a hive in my front garden when we moved into our house so I called the council.  They told me to leave them alone and they would die in the autumn. They did as they were told but there's a big difference between the garden and the loft.i never have to mow the loft.

[Dead Eye]

True, but you also don't have to live in your garden

[slimwilly]

I am going back up the loft now,,they were keeping me and my Maud awake last night,,


the biggest problem is the queen bee,,they make a kind of QUACKING NOISE, all done i think with their wings,,by fack ,its annoying,


how the hell a dying bee can make that much noise beats me,,i must try to record it.


No bees have been out through the hole now for a week,,,how come they are still alive,,


any way,,i now go to risk my life again,,i will listen against the ceiling first to try tolocate the queen  BITCH :lol

[slimwilly]

vehad some more powder in the nest diect,,,buuutttttt, they are very much still alive,,,tonight i will source some nasty stuff,,that will sort them :evil

[unfazed]

Spray them with lacquer that will stop them beating their wings  :lol

[slimwilly]

here is a rcording of the queen Quacking,,quite quiet tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pnD3DeUPag


And here is a recording from my bedroom of the bees after i have squeezed powder into their nest,,then i tap the ceiling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0rUKaIVAgE


Bloody hell,,,they are gonna have it.

[BBROWN1664]

stop banging on the ceiling and they will be quieter :pokefun

[noggythenog]

Shit that aint a good noise.




Slim those bees are gonna foc you up....that noise is them gathering up all the powder......i can just see it on Beetube.......them pouring the powder on you & poking you with a big stick because your fazer is too noisy