29-06-20, 07:19 PM 
		
	
	
		My mate said he was screwing this girl and her twin, I said you lucky *unt, How do you tell them apart, he said her brother has a moustashe.   
 
	
	
	
 
 
	
Anatidaephobia: The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
	
	

 
 

 
