21-04-20, 01:18 AM
I cycled down to my local shop to buy a bottle of whisky to keep me going through the lockdown.
I then had a horrible thought that if I fell off my bike on the way home I would break the bottle, so I decided it was better that I just drink it all outside the shop before getting back on my bike.
Good job I did... I fell off my bike 9 times on the way home!
I then had a horrible thought that if I fell off my bike on the way home I would break the bottle, so I decided it was better that I just drink it all outside the shop before getting back on my bike.
Good job I did... I fell off my bike 9 times on the way home!