Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything

[Grahamm]

Mick: I've been going to Night Classes every night for 5 months now.

Paddy: oh!

Mick: For example, do you know who Alexander Graham Bell is?

Paddy: No

Mick: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876. If you took night classes you'd know this.

The next day,

Mick: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?

Paddy: No

Mick: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers". If you took night classes, you'd know this.

The next day, once again:

Mick: And do you know who Jean-Jacques Rousseau is?

Paddy: No

Mick: He's the author of "The Confessions" If you took night classes, you'd know this.

This time, Paddy got irritated and said:

And you Mick ... Do you know who Sean Reilly is?

Mick: No

Paddy: He's the fellow who's shagging your wife! If you stopped going to night classes, you'd know this!