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A pub landlord is locking up for the night when there's a knock on the door,he's confronted by a tramp who asks him for a toothpick,he gives him one and shuts the door,a couple of minutes later there's another knock and another tramp asks him for a toothpick,he gives him one and locks up again,After another few minutes there's yet another knock on the door,the landlord opens it and there's yet another tramp"don't tell me you want a toothpick" "no sir,have you got a straw?" puzzled now he asks the tramp "your two mates wanted toothpicks,how come you want a straw?" "well sir,a bloke's threw up just outside and most of the solid bits have gone"