Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS!

[fazersharp]

People who foc about at petrol stations, go's like this.

• Pulls up - gets out -realises its a pay at pump
  
• Go's back in car and focs about ln handbag/glovebox to get card.
  
• Back to pump card in number in - waits for machine - remove card
  
• Then gos to get some plastic gloves
  
• Only then do they remove filler cap
  
• Fills up with enough fuel to fly the Atlantic
  
• Waits for the receipt
  
• Cap back on and walks to bin with gloves and returns gloves still on carrying some tissue.
  
• Cleans nothing and finally cap on gloves and tissue in bin and gets in car
  
• Faffs about in handbag/glove box putting card away
  
• Do they pull off -- like foc do they
  
• Proceeds to attach sat nav to window and type in their destination
  
• Adjust mirror - flick hair 10 times and finally go.
  

I - at last take my turn bang in £5 and I am gone, overtake them 1/2 mile down the road - still flicking hair and focing with sat nav.