Just a joke

[Tippon]

A man with no arms and no legs was lying on the beach sunbathing when the two most beautiful women he'd ever seen set out their towels just a few feet away. The women smiled at the man and kept winking at him while oiling each other's bodies. After a while the women approached the man and asked him


'Have you ever seen naked breasts before?'


To which the man shyly shook his head no. The women removed their bikini tops, exposing their stunning bodies to the shocked man. He couldn't believe his luck.


'Have you ever kissed two women?' they asked next.


After a nervous gulp, the man replied, no, he hadn't.


The two women gave the man the longest, most sensual kisses he'd ever experienced in his life. This was the best day he'd ever experienced, it couldn't get much better.


One of the women leaned down and whispered breathily in his ear


'Have you ever been screwed?'


To which the man replied 'No'


'Well, you are now, the tide's coming in!'