31-01-19, 08:37 AM
"Is that the Bally-more Echo?" asks Paddy.
"How much would it be to put an ad in your paper?"
"Five pounds an inch," a woman replies. "Why? What are you selling?"
"A ten-foot ladder," said Paddy before slamming the phone down.
"How much would it be to put an ad in your paper?"
"Five pounds an inch," a woman replies. "Why? What are you selling?"
"A ten-foot ladder," said Paddy before slamming the phone down.
Treat everything in life the way a dog would- if you can't eat it or foc it, forget it.