26-01-19, 10:39 PM
A very drunk Paddy met a prostitute up a very dark alley. He asks "How much for full sex?", "£20" she replies.
"Ok" says Paddy and they get down to business. Next minute a copper appears and shines his torch in their faces. "What's going on here then?", he asks.
"Nothing officer I'm just having sex with my wife", "Sorry sir" apologises the copper, "I didn't know it was your wife".
Paddy shouts "Neither did I until you shone your fuckin torch in her face".
"Ok" says Paddy and they get down to business. Next minute a copper appears and shines his torch in their faces. "What's going on here then?", he asks.
"Nothing officer I'm just having sex with my wife", "Sorry sir" apologises the copper, "I didn't know it was your wife".
Paddy shouts "Neither did I until you shone your fuckin torch in her face".
Whizz kid sitting pretty on his two wheeled stallion.