11-01-19, 02:19 PM
Quote: There's a general election. The Conservatives split lead by Boris. Boris wins and is PM and we have a clean break from the EU
- Nigel becomes Lord and joins the government as foreign secretary.
- Tommy joins the government as Sir TRSCYL as Home secretary
- Martin Lewis becomes chancellor
- Dr Christian Jessen Health minster. ( the gay doctor on tv) I had to google his name by typing "gay doctor on tv"
- I will become transport minister and ban all cars - except for the one I have (when its raining - or damp)
- VNA becomes the PM of scotland and offers a referendum to the WHOLE of the UK for scotland to split with the UK
- scotland votes to remain in the UK and the UK votes to kick scotland out
- scotland rejoins the EU
- The uk once again enjoys bendy bananas
- scotland are forced to eat straight bananas[li][/l][/l]
Like it :lol