BREXIT

[fazersharp]

There's a general election. The Conservatives split lead by Boris.
  Boris wins and is PM and we have a clean break from the EU

• Nigel becomes Lord and joins the government as foreign secretary.
  
• Tommy joins the government as Sir TRSCYL as Home secretary
  
• Martin Lewis becomes chancellor
  
• Dr Christian Jessen Health minster. ( the gay doctor on tv) I had to google his name by typing "gay doctor on tv"
  
• I will become transport minister and ban all cars - except for the one I have (when its raining - or damp)
  
• VNA becomes the PM of scotland and offers a referendum to the WHOLE of the UK for scotland to split with the UK
  
• scotland votes to remain in the UK and the UK votes to kick scotland out
  
• scotland rejoins the EU
  
• The uk once again enjoys bendy bananas
  
• scotland are forced to eat straight bananas