where I live (im a foreigner here, a fen weasel) everything to the foresters (the indigenous natives of the forest of dean) seems to be a bloke in disguise. They leave the H off of "Him" too to further compound the irritation... :lol
ie
" car needs servicing. 'ims running terrible.."
"you want to sell that motorbike and get a car. 'im looks dangerous to me.."
"Arm aches. 'Im needs to see the doctor"
"watch that hole by rocks. 'Im looks deep...."