What did you do with whatever else you've got?

[tommyardin]

Hmmm. Not so sure about the fridge. We had two, but one passed away 5 years ago. We think he was about 80 years old. Father in law found him in the early 50s while out dog walking. He moved to our house when me and the wife moved in 1986. Lovely old fella. Still got the other one, hes been with us 12 years now, found in church yard, unable to trace any owner, guess hes about 60. Ive called them both "he" but the truth is we never know/knew what sex they are, I honestly think its more likely they're both female, but its irrelevant really as we dont dress them up! They overwinter in the garage, in a box lined with cardboard and packed with hay, from late november till early/late March, depends on the weather to an extent

Does it matter what sex they are. I heard about a lot of blokes who like to wear  :rolleyes  let’s say inappropriate garments  :rollin  So why not your tortoises


Said  tommyardin ducking below the parapet.