02-10-18, 03:52 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-10-18, 03:56 PM by tommyardin.)
Well apparently us Merc drivers are Knob Head Wankers and our vehicles are Wanker Mobiles.
Well that's comforting to know, but my Wanker Mobile has more head room than 95% of the other cars on the road
(I am talking cars here not pickup trucks that shake the shit out of you)
230 Kompressor SLK, it's got the headroom for a 20 foot Christmas tree, 8 foot X 4 foot sheet of ply wood and lengths of timber in excess of 3.5 meters long.
You know what? I don't even feel like a wanker driving it, guys may think it's a tarts car but the girls certainly like it, it's a head turner.
I have had young kids and their equally young Mums wanting to look inside it, and even sit in the drivers seat and make the auto roof go up and down, funny thing they never want to sit in my old Vauxhall Combo van when I go out in that. :rolleyes
Anyway how's the old Skoda going, or the Focus or maybe the Corsa? or maybe you have a Jaguar (80% Ford Mondeo).
Picture of my Wanker Mobile below, 18 years old not a bit of rust on it, I have all the MOT test certificates, and it has never had a MOT recommendation on it.
Less than 62K on the clock.
He he! :lol :lol :lol
Or the picture of it below as a racing snake we all know sees it.
Well that's comforting to know, but my Wanker Mobile has more head room than 95% of the other cars on the road
(I am talking cars here not pickup trucks that shake the shit out of you)
230 Kompressor SLK, it's got the headroom for a 20 foot Christmas tree, 8 foot X 4 foot sheet of ply wood and lengths of timber in excess of 3.5 meters long.
You know what? I don't even feel like a wanker driving it, guys may think it's a tarts car but the girls certainly like it, it's a head turner.
I have had young kids and their equally young Mums wanting to look inside it, and even sit in the drivers seat and make the auto roof go up and down, funny thing they never want to sit in my old Vauxhall Combo van when I go out in that. :rolleyes
Anyway how's the old Skoda going, or the Focus or maybe the Corsa? or maybe you have a Jaguar (80% Ford Mondeo).
Picture of my Wanker Mobile below, 18 years old not a bit of rust on it, I have all the MOT test certificates, and it has never had a MOT recommendation on it.
Less than 62K on the clock.
He he! :lol :lol :lol
Or the picture of it below as a racing snake we all know sees it.