Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS!

[dazza]

[quote author=BBROWN1664 link=topic=17546.msg280303#msg280303 date=1527060357]
[quote author=Hugh Mungus link=topic=17546.msg280293#msg280293 date=1527015816]
Logs are now 'green' if you burn them in an approved log burner

They are trying to implement that but for existing log burners/fires, dry wood is OK anyway. Its the damp stuff that spits, farts and smokes a lot.

[/quote]At home we had an open fire and some wood - I think it was ash used to spit like mad, you would be watching some mothers do ave em and suddenly a red hot meteorite would come flying at you.
Thanks to constantly masturbating as a kid I am now a perfect shot at living room distance from throwing the tissues into the fire from the sofa. 
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:eek :lol