08-02-18, 01:38 AM
Siamese twins walk into a Baton Rouge bar and sit on a stool. One of them says to the bartender,
"Two beers. Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim."
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, makes polite conversation while getting the beers out of the cooler.
"Have you guys been on vacation yet?"
"We fly to England next month, driving from Lands' End to John o' Groats in a rental auto- we go every year don't we, Jim?"
Jim agrees.
"Ah, England!" says the barman. "Wonderful country- the history, the architecture, the beer."
"Nah, we don't like England much and we can't stand the beer."
"So why go to England then?" asks the barman.
"It's the only time Jim gets to drive."
"Two beers. Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim."
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, makes polite conversation while getting the beers out of the cooler.
"Have you guys been on vacation yet?"
"We fly to England next month, driving from Lands' End to John o' Groats in a rental auto- we go every year don't we, Jim?"
Jim agrees.
"Ah, England!" says the barman. "Wonderful country- the history, the architecture, the beer."
"Nah, we don't like England much and we can't stand the beer."
"So why go to England then?" asks the barman.
"It's the only time Jim gets to drive."