Ba Humbug!

[Freck]

Oh here's a good one for you aldi smoked salmon look at the size of the package and the size of what is actually inside. Its tantamount to focing fraud.
At least when you open your cornflakes and find a half empty box they legitimately say "some settling of the product may of occurred during transport"
Where's meh salmon gone - has it fecked off to spawn or something 

Serves yourself right for going to Aldi yer tight foccer!  :pokefun