Stopped single policeman in a non traffic car

[Carlsv8]

When stopped by the police you always have to say the following. They love it and on hearing this they will, 99 times out of 100 let you off.
1. I pay your wages.
2. Ain't you got nuffin better to do, like go and catch some real criminals.
3. Were you bullied at school or sumfink?.
They love all that! It's witty and original. :-P

I'll remember these for the next time and also to ask for Inspector Regan cos he's a propa coppa while checking my phone for texts.


Bottom line is I should have left 'Dangerous Doris' or whatever her name was to her motor car meanderings and hung back.