Nail hangs, finger pulls, quirks or whatever you call em

[joebloggs]

I did mine once while working as a waiter in a posh hotel

I took this table their food and would stick my thumb in the soup as it was quite soothing.

After serving five out of six of the customers the last one said ' why do you keep putting your thumb in peoples meals' I told him about the sore finger, he said ' well I suggest you stick your thumb up your ass'

I said 'I do when I'm in the kitchen'