Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything

[tommyardin]

Theres a twat in our town how's always giving it large, focin idiot got right under my skin, I won't slap him (don't need the trouble with the law) but I did yank him off his barstool a couple of weeks ago when he lent into me, his face was a picture, I didn't do anything was all he kept repeating, stares at the floor when he see's me in the street now. Suits me tbh.

Good move Joe, I like it, the twat was no hero just a mouth firing blanks.


Some one once said to me and I quote 'Some guys are like ducks that fart under water, there is lots of noise but absolutely no substance'