28-02-17, 09:17 PM
(28-02-17, 07:20 PM)mr self destruct link Wrote: When your mrs texts you to pick your kid up from nursery because she's stuck in traffic and won't get there in time, but she keeps the only key to the spare car on her key ring that's in her fucking pocket, so you're looking at a £90 'Late Collection Fee' for the second time this month because the staff have to keep the nursery open, and seeing how she ain't worked for three years the money sure as shit isn't coming out of her purse.
My missus rang me at work yesterday, having a go that she couldn't find her car keys. I said "they're on my desk - in front of me". "Why?" came the fired up response. "Cos we agreed I would use your car today to see if it was driving okay and that you would use mine to get around in"
Its amazing the effect a bottle of red has on their memory...... :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin