12-02-17, 05:45 PM
I remember once when I lived in the UK (Wirral) I was always over in N Wales .I was on the A 470? and stopped for a piss, there is me with my John Thomas hanging out looking down at the cows in the field below, well feck me two RAF jets screamed through below me. Okay so I had a dump at the same time. :'(
On another occasion I was playing golf at Prestatyn golf club. I was playing out of my socks. I knew for sure I had won the competition as I was 18'' from the hole and putting for a birdie. A lad standing next to green asked me what I was going to card if I made the putt, I said 73 gross and as I was a 10 handicapper game over. As I swung the putter forward two RAF jets flew right overhead and went into a vertical climb right above me. I knocked the fecking ball about 6 feet past the hole and 3 putted it after that, lost the comp by 1 shot, fecking RAF twats. I have never forgiven them for that.
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