06-02-17, 11:28 PM
I like rugby but my lineage isn't worth a toss, I crawled out of the 2nd worst housing estate in Glasgow, the wife comes from the 1st. Short, fat, drunken and ginger, I've got the whole lot- I'm the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Treat everything in life the way a dog would- if you can't eat it or foc it, forget it.