Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS!

[Graham53]

Now a real gent would have done that for her :rolleyes
I agree though it would make me gag try to clean dog shit off my shoe, mind you cat shit is just as bad, that is why I have trained my cat not to shit in my garden, they learn very quickly when reminded by a 22 pellet from a Webley Raider. :lol

Yup a real gent would have done that but where's the fun in that  :lol  plus she would have pissed herself laughing at me gagging while I was being a gentleman so discretion was the better part of valour.
My neighbour has 6 ( yes  6 ) cats and they shit everywhere except her garden, especially the old Victorian sink the mrs put as a planter thingy in the front garden they think its a poop tray and crap on her plants or squash them when they squat . I suggested putting camouflaged wooden spikes or skewers in there so they get a surprise when they squat but she won't let me, she wouldn't let me get a Webley raider or equivalent either  :rolleyes