Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS!

[Billy Balthorpe]

OOOOH Billy Boy and I thought I had a problem
BUT this bit

People who take things from somewhere and then don't put them back, eg scissors, selotape, tweezers, etc.

First off what the FOC are you doing with tweezers and secondly the only joy I get in life (apart from riding my Fazer) is NOT putting things back -just so to piss off Mrs Sharp

So how do you get splinters out of your hands and fingers? Snipe/needle nosed pliers will do the job at a push, but tweezers are better.

If not putting stuff back is one of your only pleasures, I hope Mrs Fazersharp doesn't find out, you could end up eating some weird stuff without knowing if she did.