27-11-16, 02:15 AM
Ha ha ha!
I love it Dude it's not just me then that is an old nag bag about tht sort of shit.
The only trouble is with me hiding things away is that I forget where the foc i have hidden them, and the end product is exactly the same as if some one takes them from my cupboard, I don't have them. :'(
I was up at my mate Terry's (Wild Plum) house this afternoon when he got a phone call on his mobile about PPI, he grinned at me and tapped his ear then switches his phone to speakerphone.
I nearly wet myself, man that guy thinks so fast on his feet.
He said to the girl what do you want to know? she said just a few things, do you have a bank account, Terry said yes its a 'Sandyair' or something like that the trouble is I don't have a very good memory. The girls said that's alright Sir I sure I can help, she than asked if he had any other bank accounts like Nat West or Barclay, Terry said sorry what was it you were ringing up about? she reminded him it was about PPi, Oh! yes he said what was it you asked? she said about your bank accounts Sir, also do you get benefits of any kind. Terry said benefits no, but I think my wife, no my carer does to help look after me. What was it you were ringing up about again my memory is really bad, well I think it is, how can I help you, what do you want said Terry, the girl then asked if she could talk to the carer Terry said no because she is in hospital, Oh I'm really sorry to hear that said the girl, Terry said thank you but it is my fault really because I pushed her down stairs because she kept asking me questions and I got confused and then I get really angry 'CLICK' and she was gone.
I could hardly contain myself at that point I really wished the was such thing as a Tena Man pads with leak proof wings, tears were streaming down my face.
I really wish I could think on my feet like Wild Plum does.
He come out with so many funny things that you wonder what the foc is going on inside his head.
He was the first one i ever heard the Loaf of Bread joke from years ago now, he said to me Hey! Tommy I was shopping with her in doors yesterday in Tesco and I saw a loaf of bread with your name on it, but when I looked again I saw it said Thick Cut. :eek
I love it Dude it's not just me then that is an old nag bag about tht sort of shit.
The only trouble is with me hiding things away is that I forget where the foc i have hidden them, and the end product is exactly the same as if some one takes them from my cupboard, I don't have them. :'(
I was up at my mate Terry's (Wild Plum) house this afternoon when he got a phone call on his mobile about PPI, he grinned at me and tapped his ear then switches his phone to speakerphone.
I nearly wet myself, man that guy thinks so fast on his feet.
He said to the girl what do you want to know? she said just a few things, do you have a bank account, Terry said yes its a 'Sandyair' or something like that the trouble is I don't have a very good memory. The girls said that's alright Sir I sure I can help, she than asked if he had any other bank accounts like Nat West or Barclay, Terry said sorry what was it you were ringing up about? she reminded him it was about PPi, Oh! yes he said what was it you asked? she said about your bank accounts Sir, also do you get benefits of any kind. Terry said benefits no, but I think my wife, no my carer does to help look after me. What was it you were ringing up about again my memory is really bad, well I think it is, how can I help you, what do you want said Terry, the girl then asked if she could talk to the carer Terry said no because she is in hospital, Oh I'm really sorry to hear that said the girl, Terry said thank you but it is my fault really because I pushed her down stairs because she kept asking me questions and I got confused and then I get really angry 'CLICK' and she was gone.
I could hardly contain myself at that point I really wished the was such thing as a Tena Man pads with leak proof wings, tears were streaming down my face.
I really wish I could think on my feet like Wild Plum does.
He come out with so many funny things that you wonder what the foc is going on inside his head.
He was the first one i ever heard the Loaf of Bread joke from years ago now, he said to me Hey! Tommy I was shopping with her in doors yesterday in Tesco and I saw a loaf of bread with your name on it, but when I looked again I saw it said Thick Cut. :eek