shop security tag,

[crickleymal]

I saw someone in B&Q once try to steal something really cheap. I can't remember what it was but it was about the size and value of a packet of screws. The security guard was searching her and getting her to walk through the detectors and every time she did so she swapped something between her hands and the bloke missed it every time. Until I pointed it out to him. FFS if you're going to knick something make it worth getting a record for!