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Pissed myself laughing
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My Mrs and I are going our separate ways, we live in separate parts of the house, but have to admit she did have me in stitches today.
I went out shopping this morning and when I came back there was a guy on the roof of the house. He called down to me something in French to which I gave the Gallic Shrug.
I asks her what the guy is doing on the roof, fixing a ridge tile !!!, okay, and I thought no more about it. 10 minutes later this guy is going ballistic. Oh, by now he is shouting in English, What's up with him I asks her.
Turns out he told her there were two tiles needed fixing , so two tiles. She says the robbing bastard said €20 for the first tile, ok ,so now he says he wants €50 for doing the two so I told him to fuck off and have taken his ladder away.
This lad was about 30 maybe 35 and built like a builder. I thought fuck this and pissed off out on the MT09.
Roof looks okay, wife has an ear to ear grin on her face, we agreed €30 for the two, he left two hours ago.
MT-09 Tracer for those who no longer can handle a BIG boy Fazer
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Pissed myself laughing - by lew600fazer - 17-11-16, 07:44 PM
Re: Pissed myself laughing - by unfazed - 17-11-16, 07:57 PM
Re: Pissed myself laughing - by acid drop - 17-11-16, 08:03 PM
Re: Pissed myself laughing - by tommyardin - 17-11-16, 11:57 PM
Re: Pissed myself laughing - by unfazed - 18-11-16, 01:46 AM
Re: Pissed myself laughing - by darrsi - 18-11-16, 06:40 AM
Re: Pissed myself laughing - by BBROWN1664 - 18-11-16, 09:32 AM
Re: Pissed myself laughing - by fazersharp - 18-11-16, 01:54 PM
Re: Pissed myself laughing - by taylor - 23-11-16, 08:15 PM

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