German Speeding!

[hotmetal]

Unfortunately mate that says "as you know, we've busted you for a fine and a ban. We've written to you loads of times but you've ignored the letters. We're writing to you again to ask you to send your licence to the German dvla so we can put the ban on your licence. The border police are aware and if you enter Germany we'll confiscate your licence and fine you so it's in your own interest to do what we say without delay.

Also known as:
Ve haf vays of making you walk. 

Definitely not a refund - sorry bud!