29-12-15, 06:03 PM
[size=1em]Paddy's wife hasn't had an orgasm for the 15 years they've been married. The doctor suggests she may be overheating during sex and a cool breeze may help. Being a bit tight, he decides not to by a fan, but asks his friend to waft a towel over them during the act.[/size]
[size=1em]After half an hour still no sign of success so his mate suggests swapping places. 'I'll have a try Paddy, you waft the towel' Paddy agrees, and after five minutes Paddy's wife is shuddering, moaning and writhing in sexual ecstasy for the first time in 15 years.[/size]
[size=1em]Paddy turns to his mate smugly and says 'And that me ol' son is how you waft a bloody towel'![/size]
[size=1em]After half an hour still no sign of success so his mate suggests swapping places. 'I'll have a try Paddy, you waft the towel' Paddy agrees, and after five minutes Paddy's wife is shuddering, moaning and writhing in sexual ecstasy for the first time in 15 years.[/size]
[size=1em]Paddy turns to his mate smugly and says 'And that me ol' son is how you waft a bloody towel'![/size]
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